Tuesday, July 12, 2011

A Few Things Google Thinks I Want To Know About Lady Gaga*


*None of these were exactly what I was searching for, but now I can't stop thinking about the last one.

4 comments:

  1. Definitely interesting to see what's on people's minds.

    I checked Bob Dylan, and it seemed people want to know if he, too, smokes. As well as “still smokes” and “still smokes weed.”

    I also checked God, but nothing about if He smokes. Some mysteries will always remain.

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  2. Interesting. I wonder why the smoking thing is such a point of curiosity?

    I noticed that if you start with "Is Bob Dylan..." the #1 choice is "dead," which has to be a little disturbing for him.

    Start with "Is Lady Gaga..." and the top choices are "a man," "a hermaphrodite," "gay," "Christian," and "Jewish." (All of which I guess would be helpful to know if you were preparing to propose marriage...)

    And speaking of hermaphrodites, have you ever heard The Flight of the Conchords song "Ladies of the World"? It's one of my faves.

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  3. Kezia Bacon-BernsteinJuly 30, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    Derek, you are effing hilarious.

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  4. And if I ever do marry Lady Gaga, you are totally performing the ceremony.

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